JillyBean Presents How to Lose a Country in Ten Lies or Less

JillyBean Presents How to Lose a Country in Ten Lies or Less

Congratulations on Beating the Woke. Your Hospital Is Closed and Your Public Schools Fucking Suck

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Jul 15, 2026
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The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves. William Shakespeare

Every election cycle seems to produce another glossy ranking of America's best and worst places to live. Predictably, the political tribes assume their assigned positions before the ink has even dried. Conservatives dismiss the methodology as the fever dream of latte sippi…

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